Friday, September 30, 2011

办公室趣事 之 周董

在我上班的朝廷,皇上,也就是最大的头-- 卓蛇(Sir),在他手下有三位将军-- 周董勾乙肥仔放晴,分别掌管着各自的军队 -- “管理”“资讯”“精算军队”

虽然说有朝廷有不一样的军队,但不代表军队和军队之间的士兵/卒仔们没有沟通或交流。

就好像在肥仔放晴旗下,“精算”军队里的我,也和“管理”军队里的姐妹(JIMMY)史特飞(STEPHY)放鱼(FANG EE)等的几个猛将经常会一起到酒家,客栈等共膳。

但是,A军队的卒仔,就没有怎样的和B军队或C军队的将军有沟通,交流。

有一天,我经过了“管理”军队将军周董的衙门外。经过这衙门其实没什么特别,因为这是去打井水泡咖啡的必经之路,但今天不一样!周董不知从衙门的哪一个角落冒出来,向我问话。

周董:Eh, you are the PART-TIMER right?

(一脸问号和不是 PART-TIMER的我立刻回答)

我:Hah? I am FULL-TIMER

(惊觉说错话的周董马上)


周董:Ya, I know, you are Raymond right! I thought you are the FULL TIME but teaching PART TIME

(没想到周董竟然知道我这别个军队卒仔的名,有点受宠若惊!但请原谅领悟力低的我完全不懂周董在讲什么鸟,所以我...)


我: Ar... Er...

(惊觉又说错话的周董马上尝试转移话题)


周董:Why you wear short-sleeve?

(我以为周董要责问我为什么不穿long-sleeve,其实我不知到底是不是一定要穿long-sleeve,于是


我: Oh, I wear long-sleeve on Tuesday and Wednesday because I have class on that day. For other days I ....... (randomly choose between short-sleeve or long-sleeve)

(以上括弧里的字是我没说口的话,因为在我还来不及说出口时,周董已经)


周董:You look NICE-lah!

(哇塞,周董竟然称赞我,今天发生了什么事?


我: Oh, 哈哈.... (thanks)

(以上括弧里的字又是我没说口的话,因为在我还来不及说出口时,周董已经)


周董:If you wear long-sleeve.

我: ........   (  !@#$%^&*  )

(当然,以上括弧里的字又是我没说口的话)

Monday, September 19, 2011

Pictures

The breakfast I used to take when I study in London, stick and balls 

 Someone drink this fruit juice in class......
I really wonder why they named the fruit juice like this...

 Forgot to drink more water before go for medical checkup

 This is not my leg... someone falls and this is the bruise 
pity.....


Really "putih berseri"??

Thursday, September 15, 2011

My friend- Barack

When I try to clear the pictures from my handphone, I discovered something disgusting!!

When you have something nice, you should always share it with your friends. This is exactly I am doing now!!


 Barack






Give me 3 months, my body will like you!!

Sunday, September 11, 2011

My girlfriend!

Proudly present to you!






型咧!

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