Monday, December 28, 2009

Best Divorce Letter

Saw this from Dong's Blog. After getting his permission, I copy and paste in my blog. Just for sharing!

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Dear Husband,

I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you forever.

I've been a good woman to you for seven years and I have nothing to show for it. These last two weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today and that was the last straw..

Last week, you came home and didn't even notice I had a new haircut, had cooked your favourite meal and even wore a brand new pair of silk panties. You ate in two minutes, and went straight to sleep after watching all of your shows.

You don't tell me you love me anymore; you don't want sex or anything that connects us as husband and wife. Either you're cheating on me or you don't love me anymore; whatever the case, I'm gone.

Your EX-wife,

P.S. Don't try to find me. Your BROTHER and I are moving away to Spain together! Have a great life!


Dear EX-wife,

Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter.

It's true that you and I have been married for seven years, although a good woman is a far cry from what you've been. I watch my shows so much because they drown out your constant whining and griping. Too bad that doesn't work.

I DID notice when you got a hair cut last week, but the first thing that came to mind was 'You look just like a boy!' Since my mother raise me not to say anything if you can't say something nice, didn't comment.

And when you cooked my favourite meal, you must have gotten me confused with my brother, because I stopped eating meat seven years ago.

About those new silk panties, I turned away from you because the £49.99 price tag still on them, and I prayed that it was a coincidence that my brother had just borrowed fifty quid from me that morning.

After all of this, I still loved you and felt that we could work it out. So when I hit the lottery for ten million pounds, I quit my job and bought us two tickets to Jamaica.

But when I got home you were gone.

Everything happens for a reason, I guess.

I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said that the letter you wrote ensures you won't get a penny from me. So take care.


Your EX-husband, Rich As Hell and Free!

P.S. I don't know if I ever told you this, but my brother Carl was born Caroline. I hope that's not a problem.

Thursday, December 24, 2009




























Tuesday, December 15, 2009


SORRY!! Sorry to all my UTAR friends. I shouldn't take that long to write this, sorry to let you all wait. (Anyone waiting for it?!)

BUT, there is a reason why it took me so much time to complete this. Every time when I going to write, I will review the pictures we snapped, and I can't stop myself from recalling those precious memory. Frankly, I missed those day a lot.

I don't know how to make an attractive opening, but I believe pictures tell better than I do.

This is the group of "UTAR AS 2006 MAY INTAKE"— the 2nd batch guinea pig of UTAR Actuarial Science.

This is the main character, Tutorial Group 4!! From left to right, HE, SHE, IT.

Sorry that I have limited pictures with me, so I unable to intro each of everyone in T4. However, I will introduce those I have their picture with me.

Generally this is the T4's name list, unofficial

Anantha Rajah is the most handsome Indian in UTAR AS 2006 MAY INTAKE (only 1 Indian), and he actually admitted it(definitely). He is also the treasurer of T4.

We became very close friend in Year 2 and Gay in Year 3. He is very generous especially in term of petrol. He fetched me hundreds or thousands miles without asking me to pay for it. Every time I have to go back Penang, he will volunteer to fetch me to terminal and I want to take this opportunity to thank you, sincerely,

THANK YOU BRO! I love you.

Ananth is very special and deserve to be described by me in one whole passage, e.g.

(1) He is the only Indian I knew who is so expert in playing MAHJONG. Yes, no kidding, MAHJONG, Chinese traditional game. A lot Chinese not even know how to play and he already master it.

(2) He got a strange, fat belly.

(3) RENOMA underwear.

I have endless example. Again, pictures tell better.


His favorite, camwhoring!

Keep on camwhoring!

Non-stop camwhoring!


Q Weng (Kiew Weng), (can you see him in the picture?)the smartest brain in T4, frequent customer of Dean's List and President's List. He is an owner of Kancil and driver of few course mates. He owns a good voice, but unfortunately I have the chance to hear it once only. (Don't misunderstand me, he still alive)

Good luck in your career. I love you.


Debbie is HOT and WILD, as I recently describe her in facebook. I admired her voice so much. I can remember when she sang Leona Lewis – Bleeding Love, OMG, is stunning. Voice is not the only thing I admired her for; her English standard is even crazier. She helped me to refine my personal statement when I applying for my current Uni. I would say without her help, impossible I being accepted.

She is a strong girl, physically and mentally. Although a lot of unpleasant occasions had been happened to her, she didn't collapse. Instead, she overcomes it all with guts.

Good Luck Debbie! I love you.


Yong Ling has been awarded the top 5 prettiest girls in UTAR (I forgot about the ranking, Debbie seems like in the list as well). I do agree she is pretty, but not only by appearance, personality as well.

She is a perfect receiver and translator for me, as a weird transmitter. Every time when I try to deliver my outer space humor, she will be the first one to receive my idea and translate it to understandable idea for public. Without her, I can barely survive in the group with the weird humor.

She created the word "ISH" which later become popular among T4, and later whole UTAR and she loved my "HMMPS" a lot. (Sorry, this is outer space humour, few of you can really get it)

I swear, If I don't have girl friend, I will be……………………


Hope you success in your business or anything you up to. I love you.


Stanley, the most MATURE guy in T4, whole AS (as shown in picture above). Despite his maturity, he can mix perfectly with us without any gap between us. (as shown in pictuer below)

Best evidence of gap-less!

During my 3 years life in UTAR, he had been my supplier of spare part to my little Honda EX5. He had helped me to save a lot in this.

He is part time forecaster and he only working for few days, 1 month before exam. He has 89% accuracy on forecasting the exam questions and because of this, he been surrounded by us every time when exam is near.

Remember to send me your wedding invitation card. I love you.


Mao De, successor of Johor Biggest Oil Palm Estate owner. He leaved us in Year 2 because he wants to help his father, to reduce his father's burden.

An expert in DotA, "Butterfly" is his favorite item. The first time I went to Mid Valley, I went there with him with his lovely sporty Wira.

Good luck in your snooker business, will visit you in future!! I love you.


Yieng Ming, a big fan of Stephanie. If I say he is the best guy in T4, everyone will show a thumbs-up for him, nobody will disapprove him.

His house is a Mini Cyber Café for me and Anthony(below), normally every day after lecture ended, we will hide in his house till 10 or 11pm. His favorite instant noodle is "PAPA" brand, he treats me once and it is really not bad!!

He is really god damn nice guy, any help you need, within his capability, he will help. Due to his generous, some of our course mates had actually treated him as maid! WTF?!!!! BUT nvm Yieng Ming, even you been treated as maid, you still a god damn nice maid.

(j.k. I actually admire your generous and I respected you a lot)

Are you still watching news at 8pm? Still taking good care of your Farm Town? Good luck with everything. I love you!!

See, Yieng Ming is helping others to carry beg!!


Seng Aun! An invisible class mate who turn visible only in year 2 sem 2 or 3!! He becomes closer after he became housemate of Yieng Ming. He also becomes another guy who volunteers to fetch me to any occasion without charges. He always speaks something pointless simply to enjoy our criticism, weird enough.

Another expert of dotA and mahjong.

Favorite and expert hero: -RANDOM,

favorite MAHJONG winning match: BIG 4 HAPPINESS.

Looking forward to play DotA with you. Good luck in your career.

I love you


Daniel, our T4 class representative. One of the TOP 10 handsome guy in AS (for your information, I am in the list!!) His Toyota Serena always the best vehicle to fetch us all around the world. My best mate in singing, because we simply love to sing!

He is one of the DotA kaki, prefer to use supportive hero (according to him) like Atropos.

He is a good leader. I am lucky enough to join his group, with Ananth, Debbie and Siew Ooi (below). I will not hesitate to say this is the best group. It is so joyful to be in his group.

I got no idea what we are doing there?!

Hei guy, I believe you will be very success in future! Good luck!

I Love you!!!


Teo Siew Ooi!!! Craziest class mate I ever have. I simply don't know how to describe her fully. Okey, let me try.

She is the first girl of T4 who talked to me.

She says I am weird but she did not aware she is weird as well.

She is the core of T4 spirit. All the happiness and activities are created mainly by her. Penang Trip, Paint Ball, Sing K, Mahjong, Johor, Taman Negara, Movie, bla bla bla. More importantly, she is the one who turn all these memories into objects that we can review.

All the pictures I posted are 95% taken by her camera. Seriously, without her camera, lot memories will be faded. She burnt all these memories into 2pieces of DVD and give each one of us as graduation present, sadly I didn't bring it along with me to London, if not I will review it in a daily basis.

Her contributions to T4 is simply enormous, nobody will doubt it.

Despite her contributions to group, she contributed herself to me as well... hehe~~ Her first night had been given to me! (First night to stay in Roy's house during Johor trip).

I think she likes me and I like her as well.

POMBELEK, don't ever try to think that "STUPID" thing anymore.

All of us willing to support you, just one call is needed.

Do have faith in yourself, I love you.


TTT, Teng Teng, she is a girl. She...

OMG, how I'm going to describe her?!She has a neutral personality.

She is one of the passenger of Q Weng's car. Her religion is Christian, and her BF too.

He possess a good handwriting, a nice smile, and a nice shirt with "JEANS" printed on it.

Good luck in everything! I love you!


Anthony, top 10 handsome guy in UTAR (I have to remind you again, I in the list). Another expert in DotA. He is also a generous guy who had offered me lots of free ride. He is a CINCAI-man, anything is OK with him, just don't invite him to clubbing or pub, he don't like it.

He have a funny chinese name, "one plate of rice" in Cantonese. (一碟饭, Yap Tih Fan)

He is the one who taught me how to play DotA, should I say you a good friend or bad friend?!

Recently been informed he had attached, so another top 10 handsome guy in UTAR is not available.

Good luck in your career! and your "love affair"! I love you, as usual


OK, it is very tired to read such a lengthy entry, I will stop here.


I am a member of Narcism, so I wouldn't let this entry ended without any picture of mine.

Needless to describe myself further, as I said above, picture tells better.

Good luck in your study, Ray! I love you!

Saturday, December 12, 2009

Multiplier effect of MORALIZATION

In the Earth, “HUMAN” regard themselves as the most special animal.
I think, HUMAN are really different from other animals in some aspects. You don't agree? Had you seen:

Kangaroo play computer,
Elephant plant vegetable
Penguin use calculator
Eagle become gangster
Camel sms his lover
Tiger read newspaper
Lion use liquid-paper
Squirrel play counter (counter-strike)
Rabbit become doctor
Monkey scold his lecturer………………(infinity example, that's why Human special)

HUMAN can basically be categorized into these few categories, “MAN OR WOMAN”, “GOOD-MAN OR BAD-MAN”, “OLD-MAN OR YOUNG-MAN”, etc.

This whole entry is emphasis on “MORAL-MAN n IMMORAL-MAN” and focus heavy on PRETTY GIRL

Consider a group of people where


The UGLY one will dare not to be IMMORAL, because they worried others will criticize them,
“OMG, so UGLY yet littering around, and speak X words”.
The UGLY cannot put their reputation on risk, they don’t have the leverage (appearance)
The UGLY like to hang aound with the PRETTY (reason will be discussed below)

It is ALMOST undeniable that all guys have preference on the PRETTY. If guys were to attract the PRETTY, the best way is to follow their paths, join their interests.


The UGLY want to mix with the PRETTY to become closed friends. This is because a lot of guys are going after the PRETTY, should the guys failed to grab the attention of the PRETTY, they will change their target to the PRETTY’s closed friends.
The UGLY want to have a chance to being chased, so the UGLY will join the PRETTY and to join the PRETTY, they must have common interest, which in this case is, to be IMMORAL.

Same effect with above. It is undeniable that all guys have preference on the PRETTY. If guys were to attract the PRETTY, the best way is to follow their paths, join their interests.

(Here I prove another thing, which is “GUYs are SIMPLE-MINDED” and "GIRLS are COMPLICATED")

The MULTIPLIER of PRETTY GIRLs’ EFFECT on MORALIZATION is growing greater and greater.
Hopefully, the PRETTY learnt MORAL and influence the others.
Then this world will be a better world.

[HAVING PROBLEM WITH MORAL, you are welcome to find me, PRETTY GIRLs…..(only)]

Tuesday, December 8, 2009























因为美的没道德,所以在追美女笔记之一-- 投其所好的原理下,男的也要没道德,带美女去飙车,泡夜店等


Monday, November 30, 2009

Can you differentiate good English and bad English?!


After completing (haven't submit) the recent Business Economics group assignment, I took a review on the question.

Oops, our group had totally omitted 1 of the requirement of the assignment.

[ You should include a short reflective page at the end (maximum one page) to

reflect on the nature of groupwork in practice (any difficulties or challenges

encountered, what worked well, group dynamics, etc). ]

Feeling guilty of not helping much in the completion of assignment, I quickly write a draft of reflective page. It took me about 15 minutes to finish such a short essay.


Reflective Page

I think our group is a very interesting group regarding the number of group members. At first when we check the city space, our group was assigned with 5 members. After that when we start call up every member to a meeting, there was actually two members decided to drop this module, this make our group just 3 members. Later another member was arranged to our group, 1 of our current member decided to drop this module as well. At last, our group ended up with just 3 members.

Every member in this group did their role well and is pretty dynamic. We have group member who stay far away from Cass but willing to travel down to have group discussion. We also have group member who have working experience in business field and are well-informed about the current market movement. We also have group member who is excel in preparing slides.

Although this is a group made up from just 3 members, but for us, size doesn't matter.


I sent this draft to my group leader, Joe. He is very kind, when I send the draft to him and apologize for my poor English, he replied me,

"Looks good Raymond, I'll tidy it up later if you like…"


"No problem Raymond. As I said before, your English is better than my Malay!"


After few minutes I sent my draft to him, he send back his MODIFIED VERSION


Group-work reflection

Having only 3 members of our team, it was imperative that we leveraged each others strengths to achieve the aims of our project. Initially we divided the research into separate areas; however every member of the team was able to contribute to each line of investigation in a meaningful way. We were able to effectively prioritise our time with respect to our other academic commitments in order to schedule regular meetings at Cass Business School. There we were able to discuss potential new ideas for research and to establish the next stages of the project's construction.

The research done by each team member was presented at the meetings we held and discussed freely after it had been described. Often lively discussion was had as to which aspects of the content we believed were the most important to include. We found that keeping the word limit to 2000 words meant that we had to omit some parts which were collectively deemed not appropriate to the aims of the essay, but might have been included more as background information otherwise.

As the project progressed, we found that we were much more comfortable discussing ideas face-to-face and online, rather than just sending emails to each other (which was less able to give rise to innovative and spontaneous ideas). We also discovered that different members of the team were more comfortable in different roles, from which we able to derive much benefit. One member, who had to travel further in to Cass Business School for meetings, was good at researching new ideas and reviewing the research carried out by others, supporting their efforts. Another member had obvious Excel and PowerPoint skills, and brought a quantitative aspect to the analytics involved. The final member of the group was able to draw on prior experience as an equity analyst in his professional life (having researched other industry areas in the past), and was able to design the content of the project in more formal and flowing manner.

However, each member of the group was able to support each others efforts in order to give rise to an assignment created as a team, not just a bunch of collective ideas. We believe that the supportive collaboration of the group enabled us to achieve some real insights into what the impacts of the recession on the international tobacco industry really were.



Give me 5 more years I think I also incapable to produce such essay. There are even some vocabularies that I need to check my DICK TIONARY.

I am totally impressed with him and now I admired him a lot.

Wish I have 86.5% of his ability when I go back M'sia next year.

Friday, November 27, 2009






没有什么特别,这纯粹是一篇想告诉关心我的人:"朋友, 我还活着!!"


Thursday, November 19, 2009



據中科院最新研究結果,男人和女人在不同年齡階段最愛的人, 分別是:











男人:我雖然已經老眼昏花.不過我還是希望20歲至24歲的漂亮 ,有身段的女人.


Tuesday, November 17, 2009

10/10/2009, I planted few trees and backed to Malaysia for 30 minutes~~!!

I swear I didn't lie, nobody knows, I went back Malaysia for 30minutes on 10/10/2009.

Anyway, let me just write down what happen on 10/10/2009.

I woke up early in the morning, after finished my breakfast, my YMCA-mate, Jeen follow me to invade London Old Street Underground.

My favorite breakfast, I love the egg yolk.

From that station, we spent 50 minutes++ to reach our destination --->Theydon Bois, the 2nd last station of Central Line if I am not mistaken. NVM, not important though.

Someone whose name is Theydon Bois, could you reduce your speed?

10/10/2009 I experienced a lot of "1st TIME". For instance,

1st time sitting inside a car, in LONDON of course.

1st time put a thumb up inside a car, in LONDON.

1st time taking picture inside a car, in LONDON.

1st time……laugh, showing teeth….etc, in LONDON.

The driver, Mr. Bill Open Gates dropped us at the front GATE; we have to walk inside the grassland. In fact, he could have sent us straight to the grassland of tree plantation, but NVM, this gave us an opportunity to snap a lot of pictures.

I believe you know how to read, it is called Woodland Trust, 土地信

Yes, this is my YMCA-mate, Jeen, the one who intro me YMCA, tqtq.

Kikey, Jeen, and Me, correct, 3 people inside the picture.

Wait a minute; I am holding the camera, who is that guy? Some more equip himself with Radiance, 3800+1525 DotA gold. (will explain later)
After the instructor, Mr. Warren Eat Buffet explained all the procedures, we start our tree planting activity.
See his style of taking picture!!
ShiFu is our role model of the day.
I am also one of the role model.

OK, finish planted 1 tree, is time to have a BREAK, have a KIT KAT

I am so proud of myself, this shows my identity.

After I die, please bury me here.

For just 2 hours, we have managed to plant over 2,000 trees where 0.75% was planted by me.

Don't think this amount is small, think back what shoes I wore.

Kikey planted 0.50%of the tree ate 92% of the food. See, she so happy

How could I miss the chance to take the nice view of TREE and SKY

One more~~!! Sorry if I bored you with all the pictures of TREE and GRASS

Ya, forgot to intro the 1 with radiance, he is Hong Kong actor, 元彪

He is teaching us some basic martial arts.

I don't really like dog, but the dog really likes me.

After enjoyed the refreshment, the event of tree planting is finished. Nobody is free to fetch us to the station, Mr. Bill Open Gates have to go home to open gate, Mr. Warren Eat Buffet need to go restaurant to eat buffet, so we walked.
Again, we have another opportunity to snap pictures.

The sky is always so BLUE, makes me feel BLUE.

Forgot what berry is it. But I am sure it is not strawberry. BELIEVE ME because I tasted it.

A lot of nice bridge in London. Will visit London Bridge in future!!

The train is in our sight, but we just couldn't reach there

I don't know where were we already. Anyway, the bus-stop is so nice

STATION APPROACH, yes, that means we are very near to the Station already!!
!@#$#@%$ STATION APPROACH is the Street's name. WTF

After lots of adventure, we have manage to find the station, but, it is still early, so we decided to go shopping at Leicester Square.

Since I am busy shopping, I forgot to take picture. After spending an hour shopping, we walked to

CHINA TOWN, 中国城唐人街

Recall the title, "10/10/2009, I planted few trees and backed to Malaysia for 30 minutes." The "planted few trees" had been explained, "backed to Malaysia" is now explaining.

This is the Malaysia I visited. I didn't lie.

Original Malaysia Teh Tarik and Teh Ais, flavour of Hometown.

Jeen and 元彪 ordered Bak Kut Teh

Bak Kut Teh really got Bak (PROVEN)

Fish Head Noodle, it reminds me Sindy Song.

AHH~~ The Sambai was so SHINING!! HELP!!

The Nasi Lemak looks SEDUCTIVE. Am I using the correct adjective?

After knowing this Nasi Lemak costs 6.50pounds(RM36++), do you still think it is seductive?

After 25 minutes, I look at 元彪's Bak Kut Teh

Bak Kut Teh not only got Bak, also got Kut (PROVEN)

Bak Kut Teh not only got Bak, also got Kut, and of course Teh. (PROVEN)

Finish the lunchner (Lunch + Dinner), all of us were so satisfied. Everyone was exhausted and we called it a day.


Additional sharing

This is the only thing I bought. I mean the Jacket only.

It is REVERSIBLE, YENG leH~~ 15pounds, considered cheap Lah~~


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