Pound Sterling!!

There is about 4-5days left before my 1st exam in London.
BUT
Since last 2 weeks, I been demotivated and addicted to ePSXe (an emulator to play Play Station in PC).

There are 2 potential reasons while I'm becoming this.
1. I am too confident of myself, thought I had completely revised all the materials.
2. I am lack in confidence so that when I failed the exam, I have excuse that I didn't tried my best.

Seriously I hate reason 2 because this is an act of loser, an act of buying insurance for the potential losses while the losses can be avoided. Yet, I can't sure that my attitude now is due to reason 1.

ANYWAY, I seems like a bit divert from the title of "Pound Sterling". Friends, if you have any suggestion or words of encouragement, enlighten me please and Now I will drive my way back to "Pound Sterling".

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IN FACT,
It is just a 'nothing' post which I will show the coins that I use here.

Here they are,

1 penny

2 pence

5 pence

10 pence

20 pence

50 pence

1 pound

2 pounds (plural)

As you can see, the value is not according to it's size, which means "Size doesn't matter"

OK, Size doesn't matter AGAIN!!

Can you count HOW MANY 1 pound here? Can you FIND an alien in this picture?

Question: Why I have so many coins of 1 pound?

Answer: For the purpose of laundering
(Answer not related to picture)

[I don't know what to do next after posting this post! Why I becoming so LAZY?!]

Best Divorce Letter

Saw this from Dong's Blog. After getting his permission, I copy and paste in my blog. Just for sharing!

Source: [http://www.barghers.com/archives/author/Dong/]

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Dear Husband,

I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you forever.

I've been a good woman to you for seven years and I have nothing to show for it. These last two weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today and that was the last straw..

Last week, you came home and didn't even notice I had a new haircut, had cooked your favourite meal and even wore a brand new pair of silk panties. You ate in two minutes, and went straight to sleep after watching all of your shows.

You don't tell me you love me anymore; you don't want sex or anything that connects us as husband and wife. Either you're cheating on me or you don't love me anymore; whatever the case, I'm gone.

Your EX-wife,

P.S. Don't try to find me. Your BROTHER and I are moving away to Spain together! Have a great life!

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Dear EX-wife,

Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter.

It's true that you and I have been married for seven years, although a good woman is a far cry from what you've been. I watch my shows so much because they drown out your constant whining and griping. Too bad that doesn't work.

I DID notice when you got a hair cut last week, but the first thing that came to mind was 'You look just like a boy!' Since my mother raise me not to say anything if you can't say something nice, didn't comment.

And when you cooked my favourite meal, you must have gotten me confused with my brother, because I stopped eating meat seven years ago.

About those new silk panties, I turned away from you because the £49.99 price tag still on them, and I prayed that it was a coincidence that my brother had just borrowed fifty quid from me that morning.

After all of this, I still loved you and felt that we could work it out. So when I hit the lottery for ten million pounds, I quit my job and bought us two tickets to Jamaica.

But when I got home you were gone.

Everything happens for a reason, I guess.

I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said that the letter you wrote ensures you won't get a penny from me. So take care.

Signed,

Your EX-husband, Rich As Hell and Free!

P.S. I don't know if I ever told you this, but my brother Carl was born Caroline. I hope that's not a problem.

文学儿歌

文学儿歌（一）

一闪一闪，亮！

满天，星。

挂于天空，供光明，

恰是小"目"。

一闪一闪，亮！

满天，星。

文学儿歌（二）

三轮车，快也！

姥姥坐其上。

车资五毛，收得一块，

奇哉，奇哉！

文学儿歌（三）

小猴，吱吱，

饿了，跳不得也。

给于香蕉，不！！

好笑！嗯，不好笑吗？

文学儿歌（四）

此乃吾家，山脚下也，

门前有树-椰，亦有花。

父工作，母理家务，

兄弟和气也，

吾爱吾家！

此乃吾家，

吾爱吾家！

[完]