太太太 感动 了了了了

在伦敦的生活很闷，很无聊。

或许是我还未能适应这儿的环境，和英镑和马币的兑换率，所以，除了星期一和星期四有课之外，其余的日子都是躲在房间里，在电脑面前，毫无目的的拿着滑鼠滑来滑去，滑来滑去，按来按去。忽然给我发现到一个wma的file，file name 是 aping's 23rd。在还回忆不起这是什么文件的时候，我“双按”了那个file,

结果我看到的是----

友情



这是我在二十三岁生日时，蟑螂强做给我的短片。听说他耗资了RM3.50的电费，和可以让他赚RM612的时间（每小时RM8.50），才完成了这教育世人，感动万分的短片。

蟑螂强，全名 吴志强，NG CHEE KEONG, 毕业于小学　商务小学，中学　钟灵中学，大学　理科大学，单身，但已婚，育有一男一女。　　（不好笑！！！）

说起我和蟑螂的艳史，就不得不认真的描述，因为他是我可遇不可求的知音人，草率的描写他我会觉得亏欠了他。

和蟑螂在一起时，我脑里想着什么，不需多述说，简单的一个眼神，一个点头，一个槌槌心肝的动作，他就满脸问号，然后我解释后，他就懂了。

本人也是商务小学毕业的，四年级和他同班到六年级，但命运的安排，我和他并非好友，只是彼此互相欣赏着对方，没有说出口，也没有多讲话，直到有一天．．．

放学后，同学们一窝蜂的朝校门冲去（小学作文程度就是这样嘛），我也是其中一只蜂，结果不小心撞到了蟑螂，蟑螂跌倒了。蟑螂也没责怪什么，爬起来，拍拍手（tepuk tangan?!)上的尘埃，就朝他的校巴走去。（蟑螂跌倒了，哈哈，蟑螂）

那事件后，我很内疚，回家后就和妈妈说。妈妈问我有没有道歉，我说没有，因为我都没那个机会，蟑螂爬起来后头都不转，是谁撞到他他都不想确认，就走了。

第二天，妈妈休息节时来找我，和我一起向蟑螂道歉，蟑螂依然满脸问号。但，从那天起，我们的感情，也没有说增加到怎样，普普通通的大家就毕业了。

（不要怀疑，我们的故事真的是从一个跌倒开始改变的）

结果，命运还是乱乱的在安排，我和他进了相同的钟灵中学。FORM 2 同班，但感情也没暴增，FORM 5又同班，而且又是相同的补习班，结果慢慢的慢慢的，真的是很慢，我们成了
好朋友。

过后，又陆陆续续的发生了共同患难的工作，同生共死的车祸，并肩同行的活动筹备，风风雨雨的图书馆风波，和无数的活动，冒险等，打造了我们这一对金朋玉友（取自金童玉女）。


我可以很肯定的说，此生，难以找到像他如此的良友，没有人可以取代他的位子，顶多平起平坐，而且是偏房，坐正的，永远是蟑螂。

蟑螂，我爱你～～！！

[谁是蟑螂强，按按这　蟑螂　不就知道咯]

My Coursemate Punch Me

On 26/10/2009, my coursemate PUNCHED me... with SHAOLIN Fury Fist (right hand)

I am going to tell the lecturer and use cane to hit him back.

this is so-called BLACK GREEN
[PLEASE HIGHLIGHT TO SEE THE BLACK COLOUR WORD]





I WILL REVENGE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

An email to the Prime Minister of Malaysia

The Prime Minister of Malaysia, Yang Amat Berhormat Dato' Sri Mohd Najib Bin Tun Haji Abdul Razak, had announced the Budget 2010"1 Malaysia, Together We Prosper".

Over the whole budget, only 1 thing that closely related to me. Although closely related, but not really closely related. What am I talking about?

He stated in the Budget 2010,
Conversion of PTPTN loans to scholarships for students who graduate with 1st class honours degree, beginning from 2010.

Why must beginning from 2010, those before 2010 LEH?

At the time I read this, I feel so unfair. The feeling of unfair keep on increase and it had urged me to write an email to the Prime Minister of Malaysia to express it.

AND SO I DID



I don't know is it I supposed to get a reply from them, but I truly hope this email had successfully sent to their hand and not other Ministry of Housing or whatever other unrelated Ministry or Department, and of course, provided the address is valid.

I love Malaysia and hope Malaysia love me as well.
[Hope I won't be dragged back to Malaysia like Namewee]

How old are you?! What do you think?!

26/10/2009, at 8pm, I went to bathe.

After bathe, on the way going back to my room, a guy popped up and ask me, "

GUY : How old are you?!
ME : Me?! You guess.
GUY : I mean how old are you?!
(Probably he didn't heard me or he thought I don't know what he meant)
ME : What do you think?!
GUY : Hmm.... 17.
ME : 17 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!
!!!
!

17 ?!

This kind of face = 17 years old's face?!


Take a closer look. How old am I?! What do you think?!
[For your information, I purposely keep my mustache to look older, mana tahu]

Out of Sudden

Out of sudden, I have a phrase flash in my mind.

This phrase made a huge impact on me and stunted me for seconds.

Instead spending times hating the people that we don't care;

Putting times on loving the people we care.

Probably this phrase had been stated by some philosopher or author before. But I swear I did not plagiarize anyone of those.

(Plagiarize is a SCARY words for students)

This phrase had recalled me one of my friends in KL. Below is a picture of her…

Hairy LEG!!!! (Just kidding)

She is a lovely friend (regarded as Ms. A) who gifted with a lot of nice personality. Everyone who knows her will wish to be good friend, best friend with her.

So do I.

Due to my GIFTED personality (I am a gifted pervert), she recognized me as her best friend as well. (At least I thought so)

She has a lot of friends. I remember one day, one of her friend, who is my friend as well, had did a very wrong thing.

This did-wrong-friend (I will regard her as Ms. B), in my point of view, has an unjustifiable personality I would say. She is sometime being very helpful but I found she always wish to get credit from being that. When you in trouble, you won't think of her unless you cannot reach other friends, because you don't want to see her promote herself in no time after she helped you. Sometime when a group of us gathered, everyone having fun, she just wants to ruin it. She will either halted the fun by saying our act is outrageous, ridiculous, or try to join by saying something, which is totally unrelated (but sounds wise) and made us drowned in the Pool of Question Marks.

After she made the very wrong thing to Ms. A, Ms. A gets really mad, feeling hurt and so and that, eventually Ms. A just breaks her friendship with Ms. B.

As Buddhism, I try to advise her to forgive her although I personally don't like Ms. B

(So here is one of the conflicts of me being a Buddhism)

She stood firmly and I failed to convince anything. Ms. A and Ms. B friendships remain hostile (exaggerate), and my friendships with Ms. B remain normal.

What I trying to say in whole shitload of story above is,

Although I am a friend of Ms. B, I don't like her. Sometime her one small act can cause the hatred of me for whole day. For that particular day, I can't concentrate on my own thing. My mind is full of hatred towards her.

As for Ms. A, what happened to Ms. B is just worth shit to her. She doesn't care and she can do her things freely out of hatred.

At the end,

I don't hate but I hate.

She hates but she doesn't hate.

Now, I realized Ms. A had made a wise decision, one and for all, clean and clear. Ms. B always said Ms. A a miserly girl, but Ms. A don't care about this.

I know if I was Ms. A, I will so care about how other people commented on me.

Summarizing all the things I typed, scenes and phrases flashed in my mind, story of Ms. A and B, I made a decision.

FRIENDSHIP is a real important relation, bond, link, connection within human. I will appreciate all the friendship that comes along my life.

But it is impossible I regard all my friends as best friend, some you admire, some you dislike, some you feel comfort to be together, some made you feel tension.

Friends that I love and you love me too, I will love you more.

Friends that I love but you don't love me, I will continue love you.

Friends that I don't love but you love me, I will start learning to love you.

Friends that I don't love and you don't love me either, we are just Friends. I won't care much of you and I believe you won't care much on me.

[So which group are you? Do I love you, or do you love me?]

Instead spending times hating the people that we don't care;

Putting times on loving the people we care.

[I have no idea why I posting this, probably something imbalance inside me. Hope this post will not stop you from approaching me to be my friend]

Activity in London (Preview + Opinion)

I really like this picture a lot. Especially the SKY~~!! Just like a painting.

Recently been writing blog in English and Mandarin. Now I am in dilemma for the next blog.
Should I write in English or Mandarin.

Please give me your opinion if you visit my blog, appreciate that.

古时，今时。

先说今时：

某厨房工作情况：

鸡肉稍微煮焦了，丢掉。

猪肉切得不均匀，丢掉。

食物摆盘时摆得不美，摆慢了些，冷了，丢掉。

要吃一块鸡肉，就一块而已，肯定需要一只鸡。如果说一块肉=一只鸡， 那么一天，在小小的一间厨房，就夺去了十几条生命。

全世界，不知N 个国家， N个厨房， 就这样十几条生命 乘 N 再乘N，就 = 10N^2 (很多的意思)

在我住的地方：

厨房旁放着一个机器，可以按咖啡，可可等饮料来喝。

免费的哦

可是，

发现什么不妥吗？

杯，宝丽龙(Polystyrene)的杯。

不讲它装烧水对我这个喝下去的人有什么危害，单讲它对环境的破坏，已经"够力"了！

[ 宝丽龙是一种致癌物质，同时破坏保护地球的臭氧层.
喝咖啡的保丽龙杯子、 自助餐盘子，几百年後还是垃圾，继续污染环境.]

（懒惰找有力的网站来支持我的立场，但稍微找了点解释。）

如果每餐用一个，一天三餐，一天用三个，一个月就差不多一百个。住在这儿的人少说也有六七十个，一个月就七千个，一年就….. 而且，我算的只是这小小的一个地方。

一开始没留意这些，我也照用，现在我都不敢用了。有时忘了，不小心用了，也不敢丢，想着可以废物利用吗？收着收着，也收了好几个。

还有我的牙齿印，可能可以当在英国的纪念品，带回给家乡的朋友。（留一个给你）

在"脸书"看到某些地方进行烹饪比赛，比"生"，比"新鲜"

（脸 = FACE, 书= BOOK )

他妈的，

蛇还没死，身体还在蠕动，把它快刀斩，上菜。

鱼还没死，头还能转动，又是快刀斩，上菜。

这些人难道不能"设想"吗？

设想自己是那条鱼，那条蛇。

还有，

什么高级，名牌，羊毛，熊毛，什么毛。

取动物毛来炫耀，不讲这，动物还活着，却没了毛，满身鲜血，看了不会心疼？

"今时"，还有很多可以写下去，但写了也没用。很多人已经，很早就呼吁环保，爱惜动物，保护大自然生态等，能做到的人，已经在做，不能做的人，总会有借口。

古时

古时简单多了，古时没有高级厨房，三餐温饱就算，哪管你鸡肉焦了多少。

古时没有宝丽龙。

古时也不管你把鱼煮得多鲜，能下肚就好。

古时，就算取动物毛，也很干脆，直接的杀了，取，哪有打，打，打，打到动物昏，不杀，扯，扯，扯。

虽说写了没用，但如果有人，哪怕只是一人，看了有感受而因此改变，那我就

不枉此写。

真切恳求大家，从小小的行动开始吧！

这些是我用过的废纸。

学生总制造很多纸，把用过的纸，收了拿去再循环，也是一小步。

Mid-autumn Festival, AGAIN!!

First of all, let me introduce you, my sister, LO POAY KHUAN.

DOUBLE MARRIED and UNAVAILABLE

OK, my sister got nothing to do with this blog, who I really want to introduce was her friend.

My sister's friend, Kikeyyyyyeeeeee ?! wrong pic

Yeah, she is the correct Kikey.

I met her in Penang before and together we had been helper in a teenager Buddhist Camp held at Phor Tay High School.

When she knew I am going to London, she sent a warm message to me saying that any problem or any helps needed, I can contact with her.

Then a day just after mid-autumn festival, she invited me to London Fo Guang Temple伦敦佛光寺to celebrate mid-autumn festival there. She worried that I might miss the moon cake and feels lonely in London here.

(In fact, I just celebrated the festival with Chung Ling-kia(s) yesterday, hoho)

Thus, on 04102009, I went to 84 Margaret Street, London W1W 8TD, U.K. , which equal to London Fo Guang Temple伦敦佛光寺

London Fo Guang Temple伦敦佛光寺, as you can see.

BUT, I don't know why there is a cross up there.

The place looks ancient, with the old bricks, door and clock

The place looks ancient, with the old bricks, letter box, and….Plasma TV?!?!

I search around, looking for Kikey, finally I saw her in canteen, with a guy, and I overheard something.

Kikey: Pregnant liao, how?

Guy: I don't know and I don't care

I stunted and looked at them. Kikey discovered me and introduced me the guy. After introduction, I knew that guy is Andreas, and actually they were practicing for a performance.

Since I was at canteen, surely I can't miss the chance to have a lunch there.

It may look NOT that NICE but I can assured you that it tastes GREAT.

After finished the meals, she brought me to visit several places there.

These are the places that I am going to explore soon.

The Prime Hall

Library with Sutra, finally Journey to the West succeed.

Guam Yim Phor Sat

Dei Zhong Ong Phor Sat

They having performance here, I didn't join because I have to go back early.

At last, let us take a close look on the food.

This was an experience where I had created a bond between me and 佛光. I believe in future I will have more activities with them.

未来(Treasure in Friendster III)

未来-- 不就是还未到来，未知数的将来的缩写。
就因为未来是个未知数，所以才让人担心！！
未来，是个怎样的东西？

其实要知道，不会很难。讲透了，不就是要看现在罢了....

人因梦想而伟大；人应为自己设定个未来，然后改变自己的航道，转向能够带领我们到想要到达的未来的航道！！！

常听人说要"把握当下" 这是对的，我非常赞成。但，

您的当下，是否是在对的航道呢？

是那条把您带到您想要的未来的航道吗？

如果您每天都很把握当下的在卖白粉，走私翻版光碟，但期待着未来您会成为知识渊博的教授，有可能吗？

不要盲目的"把握当下"  您很珍惜的用每一秒在做着对您将来没有贡献的事情，那是浪费。

（对我来说，把握当下的同时，当然偶尔必须轻松一下，来块kit kat）

所以，我们应想想，到底我们的未来是要怎样的？要怎样才能到达那未来呢？然后在肯定后，您就可以改变您的现在，虽说未来是未知数（unknown），但其实，若深一层想想，未来其实是可变数（variable），因为您现在做的，就是决定您未来的主要因素。

若您现在在正确的航道，那您要做的就是"把握当下"了。

换句话说，"把握当下"就是您的定数(CONSTANT)了！！

记得，您能想到的，您一定能做到。

不要拿您的能力，来决定您的未来。

让您要的未来，来改变您的能力！！

（人不可能一劳永逸，决定了的航道不一定就是你一生的航道，所以一段时间后，或许要调一调整，因为，车走了五千也要service）

Chung Ling-kia(s) all around the world

This year, I cannot celebrate the mid-autumn festival with my family --> click here.
After seeing the picture they celebrating the festival without me, I feel……

NOTHING.

Such a warm family, how could I feel NOTHING?

It is because I am always with them.

Actually I am telling lie. In fact, I am not at there. (It is very obvious from the picture)

Seeing all the pictures they snapped, they really make me miss…

the FOOD in PENANG.

Thus, on October 3^rd, I went to search for Malaysian food. From morning 11am, I start walking around London, hoping to find a place with nice Malaysian food.

From point A, I walked till Point B.

530pm, When I walked across a hotel named Holiday Vanilla (It is not Holiday Vanilla, I don't dare to write real name, WHY, let's continue and see), suddenly an uncle shouted at me and say,

(UNCLE) Hei, young man, you are Ex-Chung Ling student right?!

(ME) Ya, uncle, how you know?! Are you Matt Parkman?! (Please watch Heroes to find out who the hell is Matt Parkman)

(UNCLE) Young man, you wrote it on your forehead Lar~~

The "Lar~~" makes me feel familiar and immediate I know he is Malaysian as well. After introduction, then I knew he is Mr. Lee, also an ex-student from Chung Ling and he is the president of Chung Ling Alumni UK. The conversation continues,

(UNCLE Mr. Lee) So are you now in UK, if you in UK you can join our Chung Ling Alumni UK and can join our gathering tonight.

(ME) ?!?!?! (I am stepping my foot on UK right now)Yes, I think I am NOW in UK gua, OK, I will join it.

All are Chung Ling-kias from CLHS Penang, Private and Butterworth.

Singing CLHS anthem, 槟屿屹屹 华裔林林 何以进文明…

Senior sharing his career experience, CHUNG LING ALUMNI UK really did a great job.

Let me introduce you. Mr. Lee

I am the youngest Chung Ling-kia there. All the Chung Ling-kia(s) there are very brilliant and successful, some are doctor, some are inside the top 5, top3, or even top 1 company, holding some very important position. Compared to them, I am just a student, who currently pursue Master (don't even know can get it or not), waiting to go back Penang and hoping to be a lecturer, receive a OK OK only salary. Anyway, they inspired and enlightened me a lot, THANK YOU.

After my stomach sounded the 26^th time, finally the talk ended and the most interesting moment happen. I had been waiting to taste Malaysia food since I reached London, I can't wait to see what food I going to have now. SATAY?! LAKSA?! ROTI CANAI?! NASI KANDAR?! ICE KACANG?!

ALL the food I stated above, DON'T HAVE!!!! What they have?

This is my 1st round

My favourite vege, Kai Lan(what it called in English?)

Satu biji WANTAN. Betul, satu SAHAJA.

Lemon chicken, made me recall my friend, Lemon Queenine

The triangle is the tau kuak

OOK, 1^st round done, let's go for 2^nd round.

SORRY, all the food finished, no 2^nd round available. WTF?! So KIAM SIAP wan.

FINE, I went to press their orange juices. A waitress popped out from nowhere and says," Sorry, this machine for breakfast only."

FINE, I went back to my seat and continue drinking my SKY Juice. Later, TEH TARIK was served. Wow, at least I have TEH TARIK. Long time doesn't have TEH TARIK already, so, within a second I finished the whole cup and ASK FOR MORE.

"Sorry, 1 cup only."

(T_T)

The restaurant really KIAM SIAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I shouldn't finish the TEH TARIK within second. Now I can only stare at those senior's TEH TARIK. A senior noticed my sadness and he started searching in his pocket. (His part time is DORAEMON)

He took out these moon cakes from his pocket. COOL!!

(But I want TEH TARIK)

After enjoyed the moon cakes, everyone seems satisfied. Most of them never expect a moon cake, neither do I. Thank you to 1 of the Chung Ling kia (Rank : Uncle. Forgot his name)

With this picture, the event put its full stop.

(The uncle next to me sponsored the moon cakes, THANKS again)

Happy Mid-autumn Festival~~!!!!

骄傲 (Treasure in Friendster II)

人在顺境中，并一直获得别人的肯定，认同和赞赏，难免会开始骄傲，自满起来。

接着发生的，就是这个人会开始关闭自己，否认他人，
因为，
他觉得自己高人一等，他，自视过高。

（虽然在人前不会显得明显，因为老师教我们做人要谦虚）

这同时意昧着，他的成长，就到此为止，因为，他的骄傲，已偷偷的替他画上了相框，句号。

在成长过程中，并不可以出现句号，不可以为自己画上相框，
也就是说，
不可骄傲。

应如稻禾般，越饱满，越垂下。

骄傲，
抹杀了一个人学习的机会，
让人停下脚步。

在开始对自己觉得满意时，就应接受新的挑战，更艰难的任务，让自己有机会碰一碰壁，方能发现自己的不足之处。

活到老，学到老。

重复 (Treasure in Friendster 1)

重复，是件无聊的事？

做过了的东西又再做，能获得什么？

重复，可以增加熟练度。同样的事情，在重复的做了几次后，所需的时间就减少了。
（这就是为何工厂有Specialization这东东)

重复，可以增强自信心。毕竟，已老马识途了。
但，
重复的犯错则另当别论。


重复的过程中，如发现错误，必须马上改正，
因，
重复的犯错，让你犯错的熟练度更高！！

时时思考，回顾自己的过去，找找是否有熟练度已很高的错误，及时改正。

别让错的一直再错，一错再错！！

Treasure in Friendster

Long long time I didn't log on to my Friendster. Since Facebook appeared, Friendster is nothing for me.

Just now, due to curiosity on how my Friendster now, I logged on and have a look.

OMG, I found some TREASURE in it.

( Please dun go and log on Friendster that hurry now, finish read the below paragraph 1st)

Now I recalled I wrote blog before, long long time ago, in Friendster.

I don't know why I wrote blog that time, but I am going to share what I posted before in here with all of you.

Sorry to English reader, the blogs are all in Mandarin.

Thank you.

26/09/2009, does this date means anything to you?! PART II

When start to write this blog, I feel a lot of pressure.

In the previous blog I did a lot of advertisement and promotion in FACEBOOK, it had unintentionally increased the expectation of the readers towards this part II. IN FACT, nothing really matter happened on that day, It is just the story about the 1st time I use the launderette in LONDON.

On 26/09/2009 Saturday, I wake up at 8:15:23. After having my simple breakfast, without further delay, I headed to

WAITROSE, a supermarket that very very near to my place.

Simple is it? It is so much attached to my title, S.I.M.P.L.E.

Just turn left from the exit of YMCA, 30 seconds walking distance

I asked the staff and he introduced me this brand, ARIEL

I headed to the launderette and threw all my shirts, short pants, blanket, towel, well displayed underwear and socks to the washing machine AND SO I FACED my 1st question mark. (not the final curtain, MY WAY, Elvis Presley)

Finally I wash my GREEN shirt, you see?!

This is my 1st question mark, so many options and combinations, which 1 to be chosen?!

These are the commands that I understood.

Pic A(left), don’t use torch light to shoot on Washing Machine, the washing machine will sweat.
Pic B(right), don’t grow plant in the washing machine.

BRAVE is something very important in London. When I faced the 1st question mark, immediately I went to knock the door of someone near to the launderette. The door didn’t close, so I push and walked inside.

WHAT?!?!! I saw all my ex-classmate from primary school there

OK, serious, I knocked the door and a china guy came out.
After knowing my question mark, his quantity of question mark also plus 1. =.="

Thus, he went to knock the door next to him. I forgot how many door I knocked and how many question marks I had added to the people stayed near the launderette, but eventually we able to find someone who can solve this problem. He inserted 2 pounds into the washing machine and selected 4 + A, he also taught me how to use the drying machine. Before he left, I never forgot to say thank you. BUT, he reminded me I forgot to return him the 2 pounds.

SHIT, why he remember!!

After returned him the 2 pounds, I found something on the washing machine.

LUCKY~~!!!!

As a student of AMITABHA, I took the 1 pound to the receptionist of YMCA

While waiting for the shirt being washed, I went to have my lunch and take a nap in my room.

I borrowed an iron from the reception of YMCA and back to the launderette after an hour ++. The shirt is done washing but not yet dry. I again threw the shirt to another machine, drying machine. (Is it called drying machine?!)

This is the so-called drying machine

20p for 15 minutes

While waiting the shirt being dried, I looked out from the window of the launderette and I faced my 2nd question mark, well, this is really a big question mark and until now it haven't being solved.

Did you saw something above the container? Don’t scroll down yet, see properly and guess what is it.

WTF, I can’t believe my eyes

Tiger!!!! How can this happen?!

Anyway, I am not fancy to find out why there is a tiger there; my shirt is done drying, so I start iron my shirt.

Simply iron, can’t think of any caption for this picture.

This is what happened on 26/09/2009, and I will end this blog with the picture of dinner I ate on that day, thank you for reading, hope you enjoyed~~!!